Some dorks made a car with a very, VERY loud speaker system. A car whose speaker system is so oppressively noisy that its bass will jiggle your lower intestines until you spray your shorts with partially digested foodstuffs. The bass is so bassy that it will tear a bag of chips to pieces and keep the bag tumbling in some sort of hellish vortex of vibration and sound until the End Times. Now just imagine that that bag of chips is the thin membrane that makes up your eardrum. Have we reached Peak Car Douche? Then again this is actually pretty handy. Because when your sausage fingers and the rest of your forgotten body get too bloated from driving everywhere in your monster car instead of walking you’ll need your speaker system to open your greasy snacks for you.